Joke of the Day

A pastor wife kept cats in the church premises, one day a cat went missing, so the following day in church she stood up in the church and asked.     Who has a PUSSY?   All the WOMEN stood up.  She said no, I mean who has SEEN a PUSSY?  All the MEN stood up.   She was furious nd asked,  who has SEEN a PUSSY that is not THEIRS?  half of the MEN stood up. She was angry then asked, who has SEEN MY PUSSY?  ALL the BOYS in the CHOIR stood up....... The PASTOR fainted